Unemployment line

The maximum point on your body that you can get a tattoo and still cover it up with clothing for a job interview

"I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on the back of my hand"
"Bad idea, bro. Better to get it below the unemployment line"

by Dave-Landon July 17, 2016

unemployment weight

The act of putting on weight because you are unemployed and lazy.

Wow, Cadle really added a lot of unemployment weight during his unemployment.

by Shotguys September 13, 2010

Senior unemployment moment

Reaching the age of realization that you are only Big Box greeter employable.

After receiving my 50th rejection letter I had a Senior unemployment moment and knew it was time to apply to where all senior greeters have gone before.

by Phiddy January 5, 2010

Unemployment ecstasy despair

The conflicting emotions one faces when one discovers that they have been terminated. First is a feeling of euphoria then dread, then mixed emotions that cycle frequently.

"John, you're fired you jackass!"

(John smiles a crooked smile)

"What's wrong with you John?"

"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"

by Cirdellin January 5, 2010

over qualified unemployable

a person who has spent many years aquiring a large range of qualifications/degrees from University or College yet they are still unemployable due to their qualifications meaning shit.

1. James just recieved his bachelor of "something" to add to his docterate in "something else" but he still cant get a job because his qualifications are worth fuck all in the real world. Now he is going to collect welfare and become a hippy 30 year old student. hence an over qualified unemployable

by P-Pope July 20, 2008

unemploymentating

This is a portmanteau of "unemployment" and "marinating" meaning to simmer or bask oneself in unemployment for a short period of time.

Greta was clearly unemploymentating after being laid off, as she had made little effort at searching for another job.

by gretav2 December 27, 2009

Unemployment

There's more people angered by the job loss and threat of loss of unemployment benefits than there are people scared of the thought of losing everything. These are people that lost their jobs not over performance or attendance, but for no reason other than a group of people made it their agenda to shut everything down.

Unemployment isn't scary, neither is losing everything. It's all the effort people put towards working and saving being turned into bullshit by the same people who want everything shut down.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020