Similar in nature to that of an overwater camel, however this vertebrate skims the ocean floor in search of underwater grass. It stores water in it's humps in order to breathe for longer periods of time. The underwater camel is native to Ottawa, and generally live alone because of the cold weather, however occasionally they may mate with a backwards deer to create an underwater deer camel.
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Get the underwatet mug.Picasso underpants can only be achieved by a nocturnal emission (aka a wet dream) that is so powerful that in turn also makes one shit themselves. The proper canvas is a set of tighty whiteys that will contain and allow the mixing of these two bodily excretions throughout the night while one tosses and turns. Thus giving one a fresh new piece of art to hang once dried and turned inside out. Best displayed in a garbage can unless your some sick fuck. (See Two Girls One Cup Video)
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It is theorized that a man's underpants radius is inversely proportional to his confidence; that is, the farther a man travels from his bed in just his underwear, the less he believes in himself.
It is theorized that a man's underpants radius is inversely proportional to his confidence; that is, the farther a man travels from his bed in just his underwear, the less he believes in himself.
At first we thought it was funny; at least Marshall didn't left the house without putting pants on. But his underpants radius just kept getting larger. He started getting the paper in his underwear and even going downstairs for a drink in his underwear...!
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JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?
BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?
JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.
BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?
JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.
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