When someone is showing alot of attitude, it is appropriate to use the phrase , "THERE ARE UNDERWEARS FLYING EVERYWHERE IN THE AIR!!!"
GUY 1: Oh my GOD!!! YOU LOOK SO LIKE FUGLY EIEWWWW
GUY 2: OH MAN THERE ARE UNDERWEARS IN THE AIR!!!! I THINK A HOT PINK UNDERWEAR JUST GOT STUCK ON MY FACE
GUY 2: OH MAN THERE ARE UNDERWEARS IN THE AIR!!!! I THINK A HOT PINK UNDERWEAR JUST GOT STUCK ON MY FACE
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A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.
Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
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I am not gonna eat at Taco Bell for awhile, I destroyed my skivies with a 7-layer underwear wrecker. It will never come out.
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