A person who will eat for no one( cuz she will eat without telling you) and sleep on everything (because she hates responsibility).
by Umy Hany April 12, 2021

by manny monster August 5, 2024

Joon's ring finger is Umi.
by pornessianparapio November 23, 2021

haydens cat
by ballingballs November 22, 2023

Is when you have to hit the vape while shitting which creates a violent nicotine-fecal matter particle exhilarator which then gets every woman in the surrounding area pregnant with a future elf bar factory worker
“Man the nicotine business is booming recently”
“Yes remember when the city smelt like shit 20 years ago, I did a dirty umi”
“Yes remember when the city smelt like shit 20 years ago, I did a dirty umi”
by pufflingswine July 8, 2024

A really athletic girl, who is quite loud. But, once you get to know her she is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She is always so pretty, bright, and funny. She is also very talented in arts, she can make the most amazing drawings, and you'll expect to find it in a art gallery. All the boys slowly fall in love with her, and if you ever meet an Umi make SURE you keep her, because if you don't it will be the worst mistake and regret you will ever make.
Porridge: Grrr, she mine grrrrr!!! >:c
All the boys: NAhh she mine muahahhahahh >:)
Porrdige: Not if have her first >:D ahhahahhhahahahah
Porrdige: *twerks to Umi to win her love*
All the boys: NAhh she mine muahahhahahh >:)
Porrdige: Not if have her first >:D ahhahahhhahahahah
Porrdige: *twerks to Umi to win her love*
by lil shawty katrix December 8, 2020

He is beautiful never leave you peng sexy and has a very good technique at sports like football and everything he is most likely to support liverpool not bushybumanunitedhoe
by Anonymous1830_bad192 October 29, 2019
