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Masshole

A resident of the state of Massachusetts who is in asshole (pretty much all of us). We are proud of it too.
Why do so many massholes go to New Hampsire?
by U gotta love boston September 29, 2008
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Masshole

you are a masshole...
by butchCWI January 1, 2009
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Mingya Valley Masshole

A ritual normally performed by fantasy sports players in the greater Boston area where trades are proposed featuring big time athletes in exchange for Injured, Minor league, or otherwise irrelevant players. The player is a mass hole by firmly believing that the trades are fair and should generally be accepted.
Hey I’ll trade you Bobby Dalbec for Vladimir Guerrero Jr and a 3rd round pick. Hey you’re really being a Mingya Valley Masshole, don’t insult me
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Masshole

The word Masshole is generally associated with people from Massachusetts, who tend to drive recklessley and aggressively, as well as be all around assclowns.

This is fine when they remain withing the borders of their own shitty state, but becomes a problem when they decide to leave it ( i.e., to go to New Hampshire to avoid horrendous Massachusetts taxes ).

Massholes themselves are often proud of this term. This stems from the fact that they are extremely proud of their state ( God knows why, amiright? ), and thus will defend any and all of their stupidity to the last man. Therefore, you should never attempt to engage a Masshole in conversation with the intent of explaining to them why their stupidity needs to stop ( or really, for any purpose ).

Massholes can take almost any form, from conservative, suburban mothers, with a horde of brats in tow, ( generally being intensely rude to the perceived sub-humans of whatever state they projecting their shithole onto ) driving an expensive SUV ( sometimes even a Suburban, no pun intended ) at extremely reckless speeds, to broke ass fake-Irish Red Sox fanboys, who will doubtless be attempting to evade Massachusetts sales taxes by buying metric shit tons of cheap alcohol in New Hampshire.

If you are forced to engage one in conversation, make sure to point out to them that if their state is so great, they should really go back to it, quickly.
Masshole: Well, fuck you. Massachusetts has the Patriots AND the Red Sox, what the hell do you have?

New Hampshire Resident: Well... a peaceful environment, low unemployment, low crime, and unfortunately, a whole lot of Massholes like you.

Masshole: Why don't you just go back to Cow Hampshire then?

New Hampshire Resident: Well, I already am in New Hampshire. Why don't you go back to Massachusetts, and stop mucking up my state?

Masshole: ...
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Massholechusetts

A state of being as well as a state of the union. A state full of massholes
My car and my nerves are taking far less damage now that I have left Massholechusetts.
by Dr. Dry February 6, 2010
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masshole

Massachusetts Asshole. Dickish, loud, ignorant despite living near the most prestigious colleges in the country, elitist, bad driver, jealous of New York, lives in an overpriced shithole with nothing to show for it, yet proud of it for some reason.
Normal Person: You're such a fucking Masshole. Why is that?

Masshole: Uhhh....errrr....Yankees suck!
by Nuevo York January 28, 2008
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Masshole

People from Massachusettes, usually pretty cool, but are referred to Massholes by out-of-state people that are jealous (i.e. Cow Hampshire).
While in New Hampshire, it is not uncommon to be called "Masshole" by the locals when it becomes obvious you're not from around there.
by Massholes337 October 17, 2008
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