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Upright Figurine

A revolution of the forgotten in the early 2000s based on a collective group of artists, musicians, poets, and performers known as Upright Figurine. Origin of the phrase is derived from an old elongated wooden statue of unknown origins which is customarily placed towering over figurines of a long lost age. It , the protector watches over the forgotten, symbolizing the revolution.
Man did you see the Upright Figurine fighters that went through town the other day? They knew where their heads were.
by S C A R of Upright Figurine August 29, 2008
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Upright man

In old thieves' cant, the head of a gang of mendicants or vagrants.
"An Upright man is of so much authority that, meeting with any of his profession, he may cal them to accompt, and commaund a share or snap vnto him selfe of al that they haue gained by their trade in one moneth." - Awdelev: Fraternity of Vacabondes (1561)
by kassyopeia July 27, 2023
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downright upright

downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.
Every time I sniff Matt's cummy jockstraps, I get downright upright!
by USAF Cadet March 7, 2021
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upright

This refers to an act of oral sex being performed on a man as he stands, while the woman doing the favor is kneeling before him...an "upright (blowjob)".
"Just because we went out to dinner once, he thought he was entitled to an upright, or something."
by Rhonda Q. October 21, 2006
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upright bass

A large female who likes intercourse while standing, particularly anal.
Man, that Two-ton Tessa loves it up the shitter against the wall. She's the best upright bass I've plucked in years.
by ziddi van der zee January 1, 2005
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Hoover Upright

Formal request for receiving oral sex, while standing up.

Note: Receiver must be standing with 15 degrees of upright, to either side.
To whom it may concern,

I’m writing to express my interest in receiving a Hoover Upright on this night. If it behooves you to comply, please alert me post haste.

Sincerely,
Your Compatriot
by ToadilyP3rf June 24, 2022
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Upright Citizens Brigade

Go there if you just can't get enough of the high school cafeteria. Cool kids only sit with other cool kids and losers sit with other losers. The only difference here is most of the "cool" kids were nerds in high school and are now living out there fantasy of finally getting to treat other people like crap on the sidewalk. Alot of social politics. Talent pool isn't bad but not worth the hype.
At this point it's become a giant corporation and the school is run like a factory. It's no longer the little guy just trying to make it in the world. They used to perform in a tiny black box fire hazard because they loved and believed in what they were doing. But hey, that's show business.
UCB'rs question: Where do you do improv?
Kind unassuming persons answer: The Pit
UCB'rs response: oh :/

UCB'rs question: Oh, where do you do improv?
unassuming ucb students answer: Upright Citizens Brigade
UCB'rs response: Are you on a Harold Team?
unassuming ucb students answer: no
UCB'rs response: oh :/
by factthis February 16, 2009
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