Hairy Poon Typhoon

An extremely hairy vagina, that is dripping wet

When I went down on the bitch I met at the bar, I simply refused because of that hairy poon typhoon in her panties.

by VelvetFog January 13, 2015

Mathematical Typhoon

A cyclone or hurricane that is named after a famous mathematician—like math, its presence never fails to instill fear in the general population.

Pascal is expected to hit the Philippines by early Monday morning—which happens to be a public holiday—after the mathematical typhoon had caused havoc in southern China.

by MathPlus March 24, 2017

Poon Typhoon

A guy that is very popular among females and never settles for one particular girl; gets chicks super wet

Damn that guy banged like six girls what a poon typhoon

by h3ro2b March 3, 2011

Typhoon

A man puts on three strapons, one facing behind, one facing left and one facing right, then gets 4 women and has sexual relations with them all at the same time by doing a circular motion with his hips.

Bro i totally typhooned this mom and her daughters last night.

by Phooner August 1, 2011

typhoon

A type of hairstyle sported by Prince in the early 90s. Very puffy on top.

Lyrics from I Want 2 Melt With U
'From the tip of my typhoon
2 the bottom of your ankle chains'

by Arabia February 15, 2005

typhoon

Filling up a large garbage bin/can and leaning it up against someone's door so when the door opens inward, the water flows out all over the persons room and stuff

We typhooned Paul's room so bad all of his stuff was soaked.

by Chris Keenan June 21, 2006

Typhoon

An internet troll called Liam.
The hacker on steroids.
A member with 'Legendary' status on Voide.org
The idiot who spread the Cutenews 4.0.1 exploit.

'Hello - I am Typhoon and I will root your box'

by M4ST3RM4G1C October 23, 2009