Tookie

A neutral name for both the male and female sex organs.

"Quit messing with your tookie!"

by Ursie October 14, 2008

tookies

An amazing food usualy made at Wavus Camp, named after the consuler. Consists of unsalted saltines, butter, white or brown sugar, chocolate chips, walnuts (opt.), and marshmallows (opt.). Very easy to make and super yummy.

girl1: mmm whats that smell?
girl2: tookies! we made then in cooking.
girl1: yay! i love tookies!

by wavgal4lyfe February 23, 2011

Twonkie

A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.

"Dude, lets throw Twonkie out the window!"

"Not without a fucking parachute!"

by Twonks September 10, 2014

tookie williams

A murderer and gang leader that only acted like he was "reformed" just so he could escape the punishment he deserved.

Fuck Tookie.

Tookie Williams was a complete coward. Good riddance.

by david smith, jr. May 17, 2008

Tookie

(1) To feed worms with a dirt nap that began around 12:30 am December 13, 2005. Shot in the arm by the anti-crime vaccine. Hooray for the needle.

(2) To show cawardice by founding one of the most despicable and hateful organizations in the history of mankind; fearing death because of your murder conviction; showing no remorse for killing four innocent people; and then writing children's books because you fear retribution for your crimes.

I hope they soon go Tookie on Scott Peterson, instead of letting him sit around for 30 years and find a reason we should feel sorry for killing him.

by John Heinz Kerry December 29, 2005

tookies

Slang plural for a Canadian. Refers to toques which are knitted caps worn in cold weather. Changed from toquies to tookies for American pronounciation.

A carload of tookies traveled to the U.S. to buy up a vanload of government cheese.

by soofie February 12, 2006

tookie

another word for a woman's vaginal parts

eat my tookie

by chicken butthole sauce February 17, 2015