twacking off

when you are on a stimulant such as Meth or Adderall and your sex drive is making you so horny you decide to jack off but you take longer to achieve an orgasm because of the shrinkage involved with using an amphetamine

i took a second adderall on accident and was so horny i was twacking off and it took me three hours to cum

by man in yellow hat October 15, 2009

tworking

Exploiting yourself (as opposed to your sexuality) by working (as opposed to dancing in a weird way).

"Bye, I´m off tworking all day!"

by Bee Beard October 29, 2013

TWONKING

When a fat bitch be twerkin

"Damn, what she doing?"
"That fat bitch?"
"Yeah"
"She's TWONKING"
"What's 'twonking' "
"When a fat bitch twerks"

by Basednigga August 29, 2014

tocking

The verb to fart in ones cupped hand and place it over the nose of an unfortunate victim.

I'd eaten too many beans and Michael was annoying me so I decided to tock him. Michael wretched.

by Jimmy Tocker October 11, 2004

Tworking

When you are paid to, or seem to be paid to, do nothing but make tweets (or other social media posts) rather than doing actual work.

"We might get those financial reports done if Mary would stop tworking like Trump at her desk all day and do her actual job."

by Jaq Lemur June 2, 2018

twackin on the 9

when someone said something that don’t make sense or dumb

marii: i don’t wanna get married but i want to be married

chino: you twackin on the 9

by yahhhh yeet June 18, 2019

twacking

The act of flicking ones clitoris until climax. Usually done by a woman, however a man may do such an act to a woman whilst jacking. This is refereed to as "jackin n twackin" to some cultures.

Man 1: "Dude so I totally walked in on my friends bent over twacking on the ottoman together"
Man 2 "so it was a total twack fest?"
Man 1 "It was until I turned it into a jack n twack seminar."

by Mista Corry October 17, 2019