My two bits

My two cents, adapted for programer humor.

Person:"I think java is slow"
Pajit:"Java is a very powerfull tool"* indian accent*
Person:"I don't know man, this are just my two bits on the issue"

by Phrgfdiefhshdjks June 5, 2018

Two-bit tramping hoe

a girl who dresses for attention of the male population. has almost no brain and sleeps with anything with legs. can be either good looking or not. isn't worth no more than two-bits and a medical bill. can be considered pyscho by male popluation. women most use this term. Other factors: large groups or single, scantily clad women, underdressed teenagers, ex-girlfriends, or girls you just do not care to call your friends.

oh my gosh, mary! did you see all those two-bit tramping hoes at John's party last night? I almost died laughing when they tried to lap dance each other!

walking in the mall at summer time...See Mary, I told you it was two-bit tramping hoe season.

by crownvicp71grl March 29, 2010

two bit backseat bench whore

a cheap female prostitute that is always found engaging in sexual activities in the back seat of a vehicle.

man1-hey chris, i nailed that two bit backseat bench whore jenny in the back of her car

chris- your fucking sick

man1- shit happens when you party naked

by earl guy puckett January 13, 2011

two bit floor flusher

Someone who sweeps an swobs the floors in saloons an dance halls for two Bits. About 25 cents.

Dave called him a "Two Bit Floor Flusher".

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Two-Bit

A character in the book and movie "The Outsiders" that is a drunk lil hoe
Real name is Keith Matthews

Two-Bit stfu no one cares

by toomooroo February 13, 2020

Two bit sally

Stupid ass

Dumb shit
Piece of shit
Crack head

This guy Brandon at work is a two bit sally

by THE REAL COOP January 21, 2025

Two Bit

In Aussie (just speaking for Brisbane) a two bit is someone who always has to put their "two cents" in ie someone who pipes up with a usually negative/irrelevant opinion just for the sake of having their say (lol!). Similar to a jump-up, but they're usually just a bit too keen/more worthwhile than a two bit :)

Shut up you little two bit, what the hell you know don't chime in with shit when they're trying to save their relationship!

by 1FB May 30, 2019