Two-Bit

Smartass;somebody who always has to get the last word in

We didn't need a sarcastic remark Two-Bit.

by Austin November 17, 2004

Two-Bit

A person who is sarcastic; a smartass

Shut up about it already, Two-Bit.

by Austin November 28, 2004

two bit

two bit is a character from “the outsiders” (very good book/ movie) he’s low key an alcoholic, but we love him either way even though he may look like a Teletubby we love him.

two bit’s hair style is shit.

by outsiders fan girl <3 November 4, 2019

Two-Bit

crack fiend reply meaning "i give 2 flying fucks about what you are saying right now.

jim-"what time is it"
bill-" ah, two bit"

by squid February 3, 2003

Two-bits

A term from the mid-20th century used for in place of the coin quarter.

At check out, the cashier gave Bob two-bits and a dime.

by NormaJean63 October 18, 2018

[two bits]

Deriving from the "Shave and Hair cut, two bits" jingle, "Two bits" refers to a woman who does not shave/wax/remove body hair on legs, arm pits, facial hair, etc. The words two bits are used alone to reference the jingle with the implication that a shave/wax/haior removal is in order.

(At the beach)
Man 1: "Look at the hair on her thighs"
Man 2: "Yeah, two bits allright"

by mreillyDC December 9, 2008

two bit punk

A young, badly-behaved, and inexperienced hoodlum. Also a petty criminal. The "two-bit" prefix denotes a cheap worthlessness.

Hey! That two bit punk just swiped the hubcaps off my Olds 98!

by Dean O'Banion November 12, 2010