Twitard

TWITARD; -Noun-; T-Why-tar-D's;

Stupid 13-20 year olds who have never read a real piece of literature in their lives; and have a mental delusion that one day a crazy obsessive/pedophile vampire or a possibly homosexual/crazy obsessive werewolf that: DO NOT EXIST will come and turn them into said monster. Can be found expressing their love for the series, and attacking all who disagree, all while screaming "Team Edward!", or "Team Jacob!"

Twitard: Hey did you guys read Twilight, its the best book ever written!

Person: Yes I have, and it was written horribly, you are a twitard.

Twitard by popNFreshhatesyou December 3, 2009

Twitterdeaf 

Someone who can't "hear" their friends tweets because they follow so many other people.

"I tweeted something cool yesterday but Joe didn't notice. He's completely twitterdeaf because he follows 3,000 people."

Twitterdeaf by Anthony Lawrence January 25, 2009

Twitard

Basically a person of this universe that trolls the internet looking for people who dislike the popular book "Twlight". They will bash people who even mildly dislikes it and are usually ignorant to the use of grammar. Despite the book being terrible this person has fallen for the main character, Edward. They use every instance to talk about Twilight and how hott Edward is. It is a most terrible fate to become one. So beware.

Twitard: 0Mg! Ydon u guyzzz lYk Twilght! :OOO its ssooo god!!!11! And eward is teh sex! !!!1!!

Person being insulted: My goodness. I think you need to return to kindergarten.

Twitard by Katherine #15 September 11, 2011

twitard

A person whose obsession with Stephenie Meyers' Twilight is so intense their mental capacities are depressed.

She's such a twitard, she thinks that pale dude in bio is a vampire.

twitard by Besco McFerr February 18, 2009

twittarrhea

An explosion of twitter messages that consist of sporadic "twarts". The messages are irrelevant and take up your entire twitter wall. These people usually average about 30 tweets an hour.

"Good morning!" or "Hows everyone doing?" or "Just ate some mashed potatoes off the carpet. Woohoo!"... These are all examples of someone with a case of twittarrhea.

twittarrhea by Jordan Bushkovski February 6, 2009

twitterdick 

One who frequently acts like they are the authority on the proper use of Twitter...and does so over Twitter.

Guy 1 says: @guywhodoesntknowhowtotwitter you need to make sure you put a space after #hashtag. They dont work if you dont #amateur

Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.

Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything

twitterdick by Rclesquire April 8, 2012

Twittard 

a twittard is a person who is such a baby, that they need to go on Twitter, and cry about everything. These people cannot get any satisfaction for anything, and have to cry about it online, it's actually kinda sad

Peroson 1: hey, did you see that twittard call me a pedophile?

Person 2: yeah, i'm amazed they thought a 2 year age difference was that bad.

Twittard by LiquidAnt August 26, 2021