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Twat Twister

when you pinch the lips of the vagina and twist them.
im in the mood for a twat twister, Dad!
by Oreo Speedman February 6, 2010
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Thumb Twister

A word that is usually a nuisance to input in a text message, with a numeric-style key pad. These words will normally be typed/written with ease on a QWERTY keyboard oriented phone.

Some of these words will eventually become easy to write, but there's always going to be that one word that irks you... and that is a thumb twister.

Such words are Feedback, tight, baby, moon, light, etc. You know which ones they are.
Dude1: *struggling with phone*

Dude3: What's wrong dude?

Dude1: Nothing... I'm just trying to write this damn text message, it's got a buncha thumb twisters in it.
Dude3: Oh... well when you're done with that come help me set up this tent.
by urba3rbelong2us May 7, 2010
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Double Turkey Twister

When a man lathers his dick in turkey meat and has a woman give a blowjob while there is turkey stuffing in her mouth and then spin in a bag blade like motion.
Adriel was Double Turkey Twistering in the back of the map while the team was being fucked on hardcore domination.
by Wobble Gobbler April 14, 2020
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Twisted tea

The most dangerous weapon on the planet.
Oh and also a acholic drink for white girls
Holy shit he just killed that man with a twisted tea.
by T-roy the stud December 29, 2020
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Twisted fuck

a complete wacko;
someone that has lost total track of who and/or what he/she does on Earth;
not knowing what the purpose of life is.
Dude q-tips are for your ears, not for your ASS! What a twisted fuck!
by StuckTogether69 December 30, 2010
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Twisted Transistor

A Korn song, released in 2005, on their newest album, See You on the Other Side. According to me, it's one of their best songs on the album.
It's Twisted Transistor, you tard, not "twist3d transictor."

Twisted Transistor owns noobs.

Hey you, hey you,
devil's little sister,
listening to your twisted transistor.
Hold it between your legs,
turn it up, turn it up.
Low-end is coming through,
can't get enough.

A lonely life,
where no one understands you,
but don't give up,
because the music do.
Music do, music do.
Because the music do,
and it is reaching inside you,
forever preaching.
Fuck you too,
your scream's a whisper.
Hang on you;
twisted transistor.

Hey you, hey you,
finally you get it.
The world ain't fair;
eat you, if you let it.
And as your tears fall on
your breasts, your dress,
vibrations coming through,
you're in a mess.

A lonely life,
where no one understands you,
but don't give up,
because the music do.
Music do, music do.
Because the music do,
and it is reaching inside you,
forever preaching.
Fuck you too,
your scream's a whisper.
Hang on you;
twisted transistor.

Hey you, hey you,
this won't hurt a bit.
(This won't hurt a bit,
this won't hurt.)
Says who, says who?
Anasthetize this bitch!
(A-NES-TA-THIZE THIS BITCH!
A-NES-TA-THIZE!)
Just let me between you,
let me - don't fit.
(DON'T FIT!)

Music do,
and it is reaching inside you,
forever preaching.
Fuck you too,
your scream's a whisper.
Hang on you;
twisted transistor.
by Amerikaner August 27, 2006
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Twisted Measure

A drinking group with a singing problem.
I just saw Twisted Measure leave Cantina WASTED to go sing for President Lambert. Damn, those kids are ballers!
by Pizzle your Nizzle May 1, 2009
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