late twenties

The stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she's got, and is at her most intolerable. A woman's late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.

Man: I hear you're seeing someone. How old is she?
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

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tweetfest

1: Twittering excessively.

2: To annoy followers with your twitter updates.

Annoyed twitter user: "OMG! Stop having a tweetfest and get a life!"

Obsessed twitter fan: "Fine! Freakin' idiot!"

by Xonus June 4, 2009

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Rolling Twenties

This refers back to the "Roaring Twenties" 1920 when Prohibition of alcohol started. Only this century it's the many State's legalizing of marjauna starting Jan 1, 2020.

Everyone can roll legal joint's in the "Rolling Twenties"

by sparkyboy June 2, 2019

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Tweetnesia

When you have the idea for the most epic, world peace creating, national debt eliminating tweet that could ever fit into 140 characters, and you forget it as soon as you begin to type your tweet.

I have had tweetnesia on multiple occasions. The world is still in disarray because of me.

by superslacker87 January 8, 2010