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tweetin'

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin'"
by Ass Masterz December 6, 2009
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Tweetin

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin"
by Ass Masterz December 1, 2009
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tweeter-tottering

The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.
"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."

"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"

*laughs all around, roll credits*
by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009
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tweeting

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"
by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009
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Tweetseeking

Where you enter a purposely vague tweet in order to gain sympathy and attention such as 'I feel really low today' 'Don't men ever get what we mean' etc. The result being that a large portion of your contacts instantly wants to unfollow you. Note; this is the Twitter version of Vaguebooking
Shirley: 'I hate feeling like this'

Everyone else: 'oh no Shirley is Tweetseeking again!'
by Jenb61 September 25, 2011
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Tweetiot

Tweetiot: (Twitter idiot) Someone who tweets idiotic nonsense while thinking themselves to be a genius.
"Did you see what the Tweetiot in Chief just posted on Twitter?"
"Ever since Don discovered Twitter he's become a real tweetiot".
Wise old saying; "Why not try looking like a stable genius by keeping mouth shut? Instead of tweeting mindless garbage like a Tweetiot!"
by mayfieldenator November 21, 2019
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Peter Tweeter

A person, usually a man, who sends images of his private parts to other people by electronic means. SEE Brett Favre, Anthony Weiner.
She just checked her phone and got another picture from that Peter Tweeter!
by conchpiggy707 June 16, 2011
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