Twatmonster

The child of a person who is a twat

My neighbors kid is a twatmonster

by Jerzechick86 October 22, 2022

titmouse

1. a small mouse shaped like a tit

2. A religious ceremony, commonly undertaken by the greek orthodox church.

3. A popular parlour game, common amongst the swedish aristocracy, which involves the youngest and most nubile female members of a party gathering to disrobe and attempt to ensnare a mouse by trapping it between their bosoms.

by moley May 16, 2003

twatmonger

A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"

"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"

by BigSpazz February 21, 2009

titmouse

a man who looks like a mouse and has tits

steve you are totaly a giant titmouse

by lukeboi December 23, 2006

twatnose

somone thats very very stupid and is basically an ugly person

person 1: dude your such a twatnose its unreal
person 2: yah uh thats me
person 3: beef.

by thejendawg January 20, 2009

Awkward Titmouse

The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.

A
"Why did you leave so early?"
B
"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
A
"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
B
"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"

by Bettina Elizabeth February 23, 2009

titmouse

A bird referenced as something with a short term memory.

"She has the memory of a titmouse." "Sorry, I totally blanked; I have the memory of a titmouse today."

by M.L. Faire June 22, 2015