twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day

I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good

by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022

Twanged

to be off your face entirely, namely drunk/high/fucked.

last night i was so twanged i thought my sister was hot.

by incriminator-c February 4, 2006

twatted wanker

Someone who is both a twat and a wanker

Fuck off you twatted wanker!

by Sarah July 9, 2004

Twasted

The effect of consuming a combination of alcohol and at least one other substance (most commonly marijuana, although prescription pain medication may be used as a substitute if you have exhausted your weed supply) Common symptoms that you are twasted are slurred speech, heightened emotional state, repeatedly stating in a high pitched voice that you are "Twasted!". No future recollection of the event. Embarrassing photos soon follow.

Ooh big daddy I'm so twasted right now.

by BadBunnyBK February 7, 2010

twunted

eating so many drugs that your face appears to melt in front of your own eyes... which have already fallen out.

(Noun) - deriv. "twatted", "cunted"

Eg. "I was so twunted last night that I covered myself in JAM and ate a WHOLE BADGER with some honey and a little chutney"

by Alix (the eternally missed) December 12, 2008

Twasted

The process of getting completely and totaly wasted. Usually to the point where you either A) black out, dont remember, end up with two rico suaves in your dads car, pass out still in your boots, lose your car, purse, mind, etc.

Lets get twasted and take advantage of ourselves.

by J. Field February 14, 2006

Twated

1:When some hits a part of their body on somethingelse like hitting your head on the wall or smashing your knee on a radiator.

If something is hit with extreme force.(Usually in a sporting context)

Example 1:
Andy:Whats wrong with your head James ?
James: I twated it on the fridge door

Example 2:
Playing golf...
James: Wow Andy you just twated that shot miles , you ll be on the green in no time

by Harvez 88 November 15, 2006