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twank

"Give a twank some shi+ and she'll sleep with you."
by wiredagain July 25, 2003
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twank

That fool is a straight twank.
by chillipepper May 4, 2006
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Twank

A gay man who is both a twink and a skank.
-Ughhh. Tim is such a twank.

-A what?

-He's both a twink and a skank. Hence, twank.
by AlexChris13 October 8, 2016
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Twank

An insult when someone is being a dicksucker
My friend Jess made me buy her food, she is such a twank.
by Nel.29 February 3, 2017
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Twanked

Fucked.
Hammered.
Buckled.
Sloshed.
Drunk.
Inebriated.
Shitfaced.
Blackout.
Turntup.
Crunk.
Man, I am getting so twanked on coolers tonight.
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"
by twankedondisbitchass January 30, 2015
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Twanking

Twanking is the combination of technology and wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.
Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.
by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 5, 2021
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Twanking

Technological Wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.
Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.
by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 4, 2021
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