Twanking

When a twink masturbates or you give a twink a handjob

“I gave Matt a good twanking last night”

by Jaf12theking November 28, 2017

Stick Tangling

A complete bullshit call in field hockey that the refs make up on spot. Complete non-sense and utter meaningless. Usually used to give one team a complete disadvantage.

Ref: "Home-team foul. Visiting team take ball."
Home-team: "For what? What was the foul?"
Ref: "Um, erm Stick Tangling."
Home-team: "Seriously. What the hell does that even mean?"

by The-Wall September 19, 2011

Twanking

Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.

"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"

"I am making an omlet"

"Oprah at 10, yay!"

"Just had sex with the BF!"

"Life is better w/luv!

Response: "OMG quit twanking!"

by AnthonyIan October 8, 2010

Twailing

(v) Someone following another too closely on Twitter.

Tailing + Twitter = Twailing

Derivatives:

Twail (n) someone that follows another too closely on Twitter.

1. "I have no problem with Twitter, Jared. I just think twailing mundane celeb tweets is sad."

2. Person A: "How the hell is Brendan here already? I just tweeted plans 5 minutes ago."

Person B: "Sounds like you've picked up a twail."

by happysunman September 23, 2009

Twanking

The art of masturbating whilst twerking

I had a good twank to the new Cyrus video (twanking)

by Swayze baby December 28, 2013

twatalingous

A person that masters the fine art of being a twat.

You are such a twatalingous.

by bigmuskie July 4, 2014

Twiddling the Bean

Female masturbation process where the finger (twiddler) rubs the clitoris (bean). This usually ends with an orgasm (making soap).

I was twiddling the bean of this chick while I was banging her and she loved it!!!!

Jenny couldn't get any tail at the bar so she went home alone to twiddle her bean.

by The Twiddle Monster March 17, 2011