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It is used after anyone says ''no offense''

the recipient of the original comment says ''none taken'' to signal

that he is not offended.
A: No offense, but you suck at math.
B: None taken, who doesn't?
by KUSAGAMI86 January 5, 2014
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Take (HIm/Her/Them) to Walnut Street!

the action of cold shouldering former friends or affiliates due to a non-amicable severance of ties. Usually acted out by adults of religious organizations and high school students.
1. I went to church this morning and got Taken to Walnut Street! Nobody talked to me all morning.
2. (girl 1) My boyfriend dumped me! (girl 2) If he comes crawling back, Take him to Walnut Street!
3. Several church members have left us due to differences of opinion with things going on within the organization, so if you see any of these people in day-to-day life, Take (Him/Her/Them) to Walnut Street!
by Billy Jean Snotmylover August 1, 2012
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I’m Gonna Take Your Kneecaps

The act of threatening to take someone’s kneecaps, usually done to get people out of your way, but you never explain to people why need them, or how you take them, it’s a smite of magic where you magically make a “Taking Away” motion and there you go you followed through with your threat, you must always squat while performing the taking of the kneecaps, when you take kneecaps be sure to replace them with styrofoam to give your victim an unpleasant surprise when they bend their knees
Person 1: “Haha, hey dude you just cut In front of me.”

Person 2: “So, what are you going to do about it.”
Person 1: “ I’m Gonna Take Your KneeCaps.”
Person 2: “Haha, I’m so scared.”
Person 1: *Takes Kneecaps*
Person 2: “ ahh! My kneecaps! Come back!”
by Big Bubba Cheeze April 20, 2019
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Take a plane ride.

A clever way of saying you're going to get high.
JOE: Yo you wanna go to class today?
MOE: Nah I cant, I have to take a plane ride.
JOE: Nice! Where you going?
MOE: Cloud 9

weedsmokingpotplaneridehighstonedbakedmarijuanagetting high
by RYMANtheFRYMAN May 6, 2011
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take a donald

When you sit down on the toilet and some nasty, foul smelling, brown organic material comes shooting out of your ass. It makes a loud splattering noise as it crashes into the walls of the porcelain.

This isn't just any shit though. A true "Donald" is reserved only for the most obnoxious, painful, miserable times you sit and do your business.
Open the fucking bathroom door. I gotta get in there and take a donald.
by Zippyltn June 3, 2017
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Takemichi

Stan takemichi for clear skin
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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take it sleazy

The last words of legendary TV show The Good Place that made us all cry.
Michael: Take it sleazy.

*Shuts door*
by Larkeyyy February 2, 2020
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