To act like a turtle on the back of its shell, to have a hard time moving around, and a hard time getting up.
by Zoetarasararayne December 30, 2008
Get the Turtleing mug.To attack someone with so many instant messages that their computer is in danger of shutting down. Typically done by making numerous new screennames and messaging someone from all of them at approximately the same time.
James wouldn't stop being dumb, so me and my buddy turtleminated him. He'll think twice before he gets online and bullshits us.
by turtelminator March 9, 2008
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A sexual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. To turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman's vagina (or anyone's anus)
Bitch#1: OMG Guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! It was so much fun!
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
by blōndĝinĝer February 24, 2011
Get the Turtleing mug.When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.
Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
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Get the turtlemilk mug.When you have to shit so bad that it feels like it is starting to poke out, like a turtle’s head poking out of its shell.
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