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Tortellini 

I Was Eating A Tortellini
Tortellini by Stanan May 24, 2018

Tortellini 

The best food ever
Cian: hey what are you eating? Odin: Tortellini Cian: *fucking murders him*
Tortellini by Séan Miller October 20, 2021

Tortellini toot 

When you fart as someone is tongue punching your fartbox

dirty tortellini

noun - (dirt·y tort·ell·ini)

1. the citation of acknowledging a teammates outlandish behavior

"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "

2. the dirtiest tortellini, dirtier than the dirtiest (sexual innuendo implied)

"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."
"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "

"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."

tactical tortellini

The tactical use of the well-known (and highly available) Italian dish. The dish consists of, pasta stuffed (usually) with cheese and/or meat. Its tactical use as an emergency source of energy, or as a means to prolonging ones stamina probably dates back to roman times. The tactical nature of its use often falls out of line with social norms, for example, a tactical user would more likely be eating tortellini for breakfast rather than dinner.
I've had 2 hours sleep in the last 5 days, i need a tactical tortellini to sort me out

Hot Tortellini Salad 

A sexual move usually performed after eating Italian food. A man contorts his penis into a tortellini shape, farts and then has his salad tossed.
“I wasn’t sure if it was gay or not, but Stacey was full in on the hot tortellini salad, so it’s got be no-homo.”