(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.
Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."
by DefinitionWarz October 3, 2006
Get the malaysian turntablemug. Slang term for female sexual organs. When a female masturbates it looks like she is spinning a turn table, except this time it's organic. From Dane Cook
w00t! I was walking upstairs to dictblock my friend and walked in on his 1337 spinning her organic turntable!
by di6 December 9, 2007
Get the organic turntablemug. by Red Strike November 16, 2020
Get the Team Turntablesmug. tie the chick to a wheel of fortune and make her spin around til she passes out. after she passes out u untie her and and put her on a bed of nails. while on the bed of nails u tit fuck her until u cum on her neck and chin then u flick each of her eyes til she wakes up. then u teach her how to say boner in chinese while u smack her with a pancake
by amelia randall July 30, 2008
Get the hungarian turntablemug. Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005
Get the scratching the pink turntablemug. Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...
by Asa Guy December 28, 2008
Get the two turntables and microphonemug. by Luckie 559 February 27, 2021
Get the cinnamon toast turntablesmug.