Turnism is an illness that effects about one in twenty thousand people. A Turnism sufferer has to face the other way when they are feeling awkward or anxious. Turnism sufferers find it very difficult to meet new people or date, as they often turn their back on the other person within seconds of the first meeting. Turnism sufferers cannot look themselves in the eye, and are very uncomfortable around mirrors. Turnism sufferers, like to eat alone, and will take food to a private place, like a toilet cubicle or broom cupboard. Acute symptoms of Turnism, will lead sufferers to turn their IDs back to front in their wallet and even request to face downwards in their coffin upon their death; which typically occurs through a road traffic accident.
"John, what is wrong with your friend; why is he facing the other way?"
"Don't worry Bill, Peter sufferers from Turnism!"
"Don't worry Bill, Peter sufferers from Turnism!"
by Stemol May 11, 2019
Get the turnism mug.A word to describe someone who eats turnips in Animal Crossing to show off that they can afford to eat their turnips rather than sell them. (usually because they couldn’t find a good price but still want something to brag about)
Lucy: how much did you sell your turnips for this week?
Dave: oh, I didn’t need to sell them, I ate them.
Lucy: shut the fuck up Dave, you fucking turnip-eater
Dave: oh, I didn’t need to sell them, I ate them.
Lucy: shut the fuck up Dave, you fucking turnip-eater
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While camping in the winter below freezing and you do not want to leave your sleeping bag you piss into a condom and then chuck it into the snow. In the morning your piss condom will be frozen thus becoming an arctic turnip.
I need to piss but it's so warm in my sleeping bag.
Just make an arctic turnip you bitch. I am trying to sleep.
Just make an arctic turnip you bitch. I am trying to sleep.
by Commander of Turds September 16, 2014
Get the Arctic Turnip mug.Ppor turnip is a rare food source from the reigon of iceland, it first became popularised on the video game minceraft. It was discovered by Sir LFS and Mrs Lordexe, Nigward (lolli) is also credited for the discovery of the rare food sauce. It can be made to create turnip sauce
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Get the just fell off the turnip truck mug.A long white vegetable that grows in the anus after eating a certain combination of vegetables. Often considered a delicacy amongst hardcore rimming circles.
by buggarliplover January 20, 2009
Get the Bum Turnip mug.Turnip 2002, is referring to the saying "Trump 2020" But in a more misspelled way. This is highly used on TikTok and Instagram and is mostly used to make fun of trump supporters, this is to confuse and mock the way they act on social media.
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Annoying Guy: WE DONT NEED A LYING LYBRISHART to be our president! Trump will make America great again and put those annoying "queers" behind bars! TRUMP 2020!!!
Democrat: Turnip 2002 lol.
Annoying Guy: Do you mean Trump 2020???
Democrat: No, tUrNiP 20o2!!!!1 He will MAek AmeriCA gREaTer S0on!
Annoying Guy: whatever. TRUMP 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Annoying Guy: WE DONT NEED A LYING LYBRISHART to be our president! Trump will make America great again and put those annoying "queers" behind bars! TRUMP 2020!!!
Democrat: Turnip 2002 lol.
Annoying Guy: Do you mean Trump 2020???
Democrat: No, tUrNiP 20o2!!!!1 He will MAek AmeriCA gREaTer S0on!
Annoying Guy: whatever. TRUMP 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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