turtlastic squares

The act shitting in someone's ear while sticking a turtle in their rectum and listening to the kid's bop version of Firework by Katie Perry.

Dude tonight I'm totally gonna go Turtlastic Squares tonight.

Last night I went so Turtlastic Squares on this chick.

by fusion1122 September 28, 2013

turkka

probably a redditor and an introvert

look, that person is using reddit, he is such a turkka

by balls2314 April 20, 2023

türkman

Turkish super hero by name, kicks bad guys' asses and licks good girls' pussies. Champion and watches football matches regulary, especially his hometown club.

Türkman is doing it again, he punches that guy in the face and now he's leaving with that hot girl. What a champ.

by drstevendeer April 10, 2021

turkajapajew

One very mixed turkish japanese jewish baby

Damn! That's one bamf turkajapajew.

by Mama Turjap March 14, 2009

burd turglar

a cooler way of saying turd burglar.

One who turgles burds.

what are ya doin today, burd turglar?
Burd turglar: nuthin

owner: my dog raided the cat box again last night. His breath smells pretty funky.

roommate: yeah, he's turned into a regular burd turglar.

by Lecherous Cretin October 17, 2011

turka durka

Turka Durka describes turkish people who are commonly confused with middle eastern people. Also it is a common nick name given to a man named Arslan who is turkish but is still made fun of for being middle eastern even tho he is turkish.

arslan walks into room: Sup TurkA durka (arslan) bastards.

Turka durka muhamid gehand turka turka.

by Tom vanderHorst July 31, 2006

Turkay

he loves expensives brands and gets all the ladys. hes sexy and cute. hes would be a perfect boyfriend

if there is a turkay in australia date me

by everyBOYlovesME October 16, 2018