Turkey Neck

When someone who is bladdered dances by moving their neck from side to side. Very annoying.

Paul was dancing with a right old Turkey Neck the other night.

by DogMonkey October 01, 2003

Turkey Neck

When your neck is permanently locked at a 90 degree angle down wards by trying to perform oral sex with your own genitals(penis).

"OH man my turkey neck is fucking killing me", "yo call that misuse, i need to get my turkey neck worked out", "man i need to get a girlfriend, i keep giving myself these dirty turkey necks"

by Bum Bandit 709 November 09, 2011

Turkey Neck

The frozen neck of a thanksgiving turkey. Used as a fake penis to scare stupid girls at parties.

I walked in with my turkey neck and all the girls ran off screaming.

by marco December 12, 2003

Turkey-Neck

In a manner strikingly similar to Arabian Goggles, the strapping young lad whips out his genitalia and places his nutsack on the neck of a waiting female, with his dick facing up toward her chin. In this way, the delighted female's neck will resemble that of a turkey.

"Girl, I'm going to turkey-neck the shit out of you."

"Every day's Thanksgiving with a good old fashioned turkey-neck!"

by the drunken asshole April 11, 2010

Turkey Neck

a boy who has an irregularly large "adam's apple".

hahahah melon u turkey neck! your face looks like its been rammed up a hens ass

by einstein January 04, 2005

Turkey Neck

A Young Bird who has a really fit body but has no chin and a flap of skin wobbling about underneath it. They usually live in Manchester.

Gobble, gobble, gobble- i'm gonna have to shag her from behind (in the dark)

by Pooooootash January 16, 2004

choking on a turkey neck

When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.

Last night I went down on this girl and choked on her turkey neck. Choking on a turkey neck

by Trader1933 January 13, 2017