turkey

Rubbing your hands over your sweaty ballsack and proceeding to slap someone in the face with it.

Me: (My balls are sweaty...I'm gunna go turkey dan)
Dan: "Dude, why did you slap me...oh...you son of a bitch!"

by BrieflyStated17 December 24, 2006

turkey

the blubber under your chin, fun to grab,pull, and play with.

Grandpa Maurice has a great turkey

by [e-mail] May 13, 2005

turkey

A movie or album that had lackluster sales and is wack.

Swept Away was a complete turkey.

Blood In My Eye had some good beats, otherwise it's a turkey ass record.

by Omega Death December 5, 2003

turkey

why all this hate...if you guys praise hatred toward turks...are you then any better?ask this question to youself!i think we should try to get along with each other...

by why this hate? July 12, 2003

turkey

a country which has nothing to do with mongolians,because they are from irrelevant origins,and also suffers from some clueless claims about slaughtering other nations.turkish historians are ready to debate through historical documents about these unfortunate claims,yet when it comes to scientific arguments,the supporters of the opposing view who actually implement terrorism within turkiye,refrain from mutual modern debates.

Turkey is a modern country which suffers the misinterpretations of some other ethnics on the global arena.

by gokhan kurt June 11, 2006

turkey

A substitiute word for any possible word in an exclamation.

Holy Turkey, that was awesome!

by bOb_ the definer March 6, 2005

turkey

the act of having sex with three different people from the same organization in one nights time, not at the same time either.

Many sorority girls have turkeys, a few of them have multiple.

by Huskybum January 25, 2009