turking

when somebody is experiencing the feeling of desire associated with "the turk" - coming from the term cold turkey. coined by Cestrians to legitimise and satirise the overwhelming urge to consume cannabis or other narcotics. the term can also be applied widely to nearly everything it is possible for a man to desire

"turking a good meal" turking a pork" (see pork) "turking a poo"

by dontgetcaught November 9, 2012

turtling

When you have to poop so bad that it's practically coming out and hard to tighten the sphincter muscle to keep it in.

Leigh was turtling but she had to wait for the guests to leave before she rushed to the bathroom.

by audvisartist August 16, 2008

Turtling Out

The act of being so high/drunk that once upon your back, you are rendered incapable of getting yourself back to the appropriate angle

"He was so high last night he had a full on turtling out episode"

by Sir Spliffsalot March 10, 2009

turking off

crucial first step in the artificial insemination of poultry

it's almost thanksgiving so there's lots of turking off at the farm to do

by conkspotter October 10, 2014

Turkecino

Mix of wild turkey 101 and chocolate milk. Shaken together in the chocolate milk container. Portable, discreet, wholesome, nutritious.

Gonna shake me up a Turkecino while driving to work. Boss wonders why I'm smiling every morning.

by Country Larry January 6, 2017

Turlington Walk

n. The act of moving quickly on foot through Turlington Plaza in the University of Florida in order to avoid contact with flyer holders and other annoying people who constantly try to get your attention. The Turlington Walk is usually accompanied by donning sunglasses and/or headphones to further promote the illusion of distraction.

Once I realized that Student Government elections were tomorrow, I had to do a Turlington Walk in order to get to my afternoon class in Little Hall without being nagged at least fifty times.

by Maxwell Edison, M.D. March 26, 2009

turtling

In video games it means two things.

For turned based strategy games, it means to keep your units together usually in or near their default positions on the map and use defensive tactics such as attacking only when the enemy is near you, using defend commands or other units to defend each other, etc.

In fighting games, it means to keep defending and block all of your enemies attacks untill there is an opportunity to strike.

Basically, in both cases it's using defense/blocking untill you have a good opportunity to make an action or attack your enemy.

"I just beat Nightmare Geese in Real Bout Fatal Fury! He was tough, but I blocked his attacks with my turtling skills and then attacked when I had the opportunity."

"In Front Mission in the 2nd or so battle against Driscoll's forces, I turtled and didn't move my units then attacked as soon as the enemy came near by"

by mikepantz012 December 18, 2005