Tuffatea

Describes a lazy request for a cup of tea, usually from a close friend or family member. Often used to describe a request for a cuppa for everyone present (Slang: Port Talbot, Wales).

Adam: *Lazily sits up on the sofa* "Mate i'm sooo hungover! Tuffatea?"

Hayley: "Make you own bastard Tuffatea!"

Everyone else: "C'mon Hayley, Tuffatea!"

Hayley: *Screams* "For fucks sake... Fine!"

by Adam2ez September 21, 2009

Half a Tuffy

An erection. However, not at full mast. Not flacid, not rock hard.

Dolan: Whadya do last nite Fav?
Fav: Drank some single malt and hung out with Kelly Green.
Dolan: I know you are skipping out on some graphic details.
Fav: Whaaa???
Dolan: Did you pound on her pelt?
Fav: I wouldn't call it pounding, no. I could only get half a tuffy. Damn Scotch.
Dolan: Happens every time.

by Fav April 16, 2008

Turf Monster

A turf monster is an invisible creature that lives beneath the Artificial turf in several football stadiums. When a player is carrying the ball in open field, the turf monster will occasionally trip up the ball carrier and stop the play. He does not discriminate between teams, offense or defense, or ethnicity.

Chris Burman "He's at the 50...the 40... No one can tackle him...until the turf monster says hello."

by DonnieLee August 14, 2006

Tuff

Another way of sayin damn bro!

Ari:I got a whoopin last night

Lele:Thats Tuff

by ariyannashanice November 25, 2018

Butt-truffle

A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!

Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .

by Wordmiser November 28, 2017

The Greatest Show On Turf

Nickname given by the media to the 1999 St. Louis Rams. Quite possibly the most potent offensive attack in NFL history.

"Warner back to pass, he throws a long bomb, and the catch is made in the end zone by Torry Holt!!! The Greatest Show On Turf is at it again!"

by bigjimdx October 14, 2005

Surf & Turf

To get head while your girl is taking a shit

I need some Surf & Turf; Hey mike you smell that it remind of that time I got some Surf & Turf; Hey babe I'm going to the bathroom & I want to give you some head come get this Surf & Turf

by OSHA 28 May 7, 2013