Turf

dank weed

"hey lisa simpson, u wanna come smoke sum turf with the brothers?"

by froletoad January 18, 2017

Turf

n. Any girl that deserves or earns little respect. Usually these girls are ready and willing to go home with you from a drinking establishment approximately 10 minutes after hearing the alert of "Last Call". Any loud or annoying girl that refuses to leave you alone or shut up, this behavior is commonly associated with, but not restricted to, drinking (origin: Late Night Turf Hoe).

I was so drunk I don't even remember what that turf I took home last night looked like.

by Dean Sticky February 25, 2003

Turfed

When a women drags her hairy vagina all over your face.

She turfed me until my face was raw.

by Shadeveil October 07, 2009

turfed

messed or roughed up

stag son those nikes are TURFED.

by sam heird November 19, 2003

turfed

too look bad or to get the shit beat out of u. or to dance

damn zach. you got hella turfed by mikey

i need a haircut. my shit is turfed

by steffan loudon April 03, 2007

TURF

Another word for 🧢. Think somebody lyin, just making up some bullshit, or tryin to be funny, they turfing. Simple.

Aye Jon, I just got me some buns!
Ted stop the turf.

by DuffeyBoys June 25, 2019

Turfed

When you eat shit . When you get burned .

Fuck that surfer got turfed by that wave .

by Jimi James 70 May 16, 2020