An awful disability many people are afflicted with. Someone who is completely normal in everyday life, if given access to the internet, will turn into a complete jackass. The person begins to spurt racial slurs, random insults (mothers and sexual orientations are favorites), radical views and opinions and just various garbage.
These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".
These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".
Examples of Internet Turrets
Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!
Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*
Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!
Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.
Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!
Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*
Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!
Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.
by bouncing-goldfish December 9, 2008
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The first mention in history of a surface to air missile was by inventor Dr. Gustav Rasmus in 1931, in which a missile would home in on an aircraft by sound, with intentions to destroy the aircraft. Development of surface-to-air missiles began in Nazi Germany during late World War II with explosive missiles that seek and destroy any aircraft within range. nitial performance goals were target intercept at a horizontal range of 10 miles and 30,000 feet altitude, with a 300 to 600 pound explosive warhead for a 30 to 70 percent kill probability. Heavy ship losses due to Kamikaze attacks during the Battle of Okinawa provided additional incentive for guided missile development.
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The first mention in history of a surface to air missile was by inventor Dr. Gustav Rasmus in 1931, in which a missile would home in on an aircraft by sound, with intentions to destroy the aircraft. Development of surface-to-air missiles began in Nazi Germany during late World War II with explosive missiles that seek and destroy any aircraft within range. nitial performance goals were target intercept at a horizontal range of 10 miles and 30,000 feet altitude, with a 300 to 600 pound explosive warhead for a 30 to 70 percent kill probability. Heavy ship losses due to Kamikaze attacks during the Battle of Okinawa provided additional incentive for guided missile development.
Modern SAM weapons are more mobile than they were during World War II. Most SAM Missiles are mounted on tanks, ships, trucks, submarines, and even carried by infantrymen. They aren't cheep, but they are effective.
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