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Internet Turrets

An awful disability many people are afflicted with. Someone who is completely normal in everyday life, if given access to the internet, will turn into a complete jackass. The person begins to spurt racial slurs, random insults (mothers and sexual orientations are favorites), radical views and opinions and just various garbage.

These people afflicted with the disease are often called "Trolls".
Examples of Internet Turrets

Everyday Bob: Yes, I did vote for Obama.
Internet Bob: Fuck no, i didn't vote in that bitchass communist porch monkey! However, I did fuck his wife!

Everyday Bob: That girl is very appealing to the eye!
Internet Bob: *fap*fap*fap*

Everday Bob: That's an interesting point of view.
Interent Bob: Fuck you, you commie homo!

Everyday Bob: *joining in an engaging conversation, and staying on topic*
Internet Bob: Who else wants to have intercourse with Jessica Biel.
by bouncing-goldfish December 9, 2008
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SAM Turret

SAM Turrets, or Surface-to-Air Missile Turrets, are effective ways to take down enemy aircraft from the ground.

The first mention in history of a surface to air missile was by inventor Dr. Gustav Rasmus in 1931, in which a missile would home in on an aircraft by sound, with intentions to destroy the aircraft. Development of surface-to-air missiles began in Nazi Germany during late World War II with explosive missiles that seek and destroy any aircraft within range. nitial performance goals were target intercept at a horizontal range of 10 miles and 30,000 feet altitude, with a 300 to 600 pound explosive warhead for a 30 to 70 percent kill probability. Heavy ship losses due to Kamikaze attacks during the Battle of Okinawa provided additional incentive for guided missile development.

Modern SAM weapons are more mobile than they were during World War II. Most SAM Missiles are mounted on tanks, ships, trucks, submarines, and even carried by infantrymen. They aren't cheep, but they are effective.
SAM Turrets are currently deployed in Afghanistan.
by MW2 Freak January 9, 2011
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love turrets

Uncontrolled, uncalled-for shouts of love at unexpected times, often in the midst of a fight.
Joe to Marrie: "No, this dress does not make you look fat.. Why do you keep asking? It's so annoying... LETS SNUGGLE!!!... no really, could you please for once shut up?"

Joe got love turrets.
by DJ horrible August 10, 2009
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turlet eel

a long skinny turd that wraps around the inside of the turlet bowl.
I just dropped a turlet eel so long it made a 360 around the bowl. There was no room left for turlet paper.
by hamburgerhat December 21, 2006
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treetopping

Removing the top position of an organization. Costs associated with CEO's usually do not go down when revenue falls. Also, they are comparable to running an entire division. Measurable contribution is difficult to ascertain but the funds freed up are substantial with very little human suffering.
The stockholders were revolting and treetopping the organizations.
by Chris0101 April 29, 2008
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Treethugger

noun, the embodiment of both both the hip-hop and hippie cultures. often bearded, wearing thick brimmed glasses.

common attire is a trifecta of full-print; the hoodie, flat brim cap, and t-shirt, all full-print. nice jeans, long hemp or flashy necklaces, and more often then not, nike dunks, limited edition or wacky colors, often sb.
im tired of going to shows and seeing all the treethuggers stand in a group, not dancing, and sip on beer. which is weird because they were all probably on a bunch of ecstasy.

alex just bought a new pair nike dunk sb's, in orange, blue, and purple to match his orange, blue, and purple, negro league new era cap. which also matches his orange, blue and purple oversized bead on his oversized hemp necklace.
by beep-boop-bop August 6, 2008
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treetard

as retard but bigger and thicker
my sisters so stupid shes gone beyond being a retard, shes a treetard
by Andrew Collinson March 28, 2008
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