turdurgency

When you've a sudden emergent need to poop sooo bad you barely make it to the bathroom.

Tony was doing his homework when he had a turdurgency!

by Livinwheeled March 12, 2017

TurdBurger

1. A friend who goes days without showering.
2. A friend who jerks off in your dirty laundry.
3. A hamburger made from turds.
4. Also see: Dan Taberski.

"Taberski is such a Turdburger."
"If you weren't such a Turdburger, you would be good at Mario Kart."

by mj68668 September 25, 2020

Turknigger

Another word for a thuringian sausage or a thüringer bratwurst, obtained from slightly altering the word composition by adding, ignoring and rearranging letters.

Man, the Turknigger is amazing at Kaufland Grill!

by Skill28oy May 2, 2022

Tubnugget

Someone silly and ridiculous, initially a playground insult. Can be used as an affectionate nickname for someone you absolutely adore.

You're an absolute tubnugget, but also my tubnugget.

by trustmeitstrue November 15, 2022