turducken

A duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. The ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom.

Turducken should not exist.

by Spectre2689 August 4, 2005

Sex Turducken

When you stick a pocket vag into your girls vag and have sexy time.

My girl and I did the sex turducken last night.

by Mandyola November 13, 2014

The Turducken

The act of stuffing a mason jar in your urethra, while your friend stretches' his urethra wide enough to fit your mason jar (optionally filled with poop) stuffed penis into his. A third friend who MUST be uncircumcised will then be stretching his foreskin far and wide enough to cover the center of the penises (and the jar) with is foreskin and tie a knot. The individuals will begin to stroke each other to completion, just before the final participant ejaculates a brick is dropped on the jar. The knot is untangled and they each pull out.

ME and my buddies are about to make The Turducken.

by PooFartPenis75 December 21, 2021

turduckin

When you stuff a chicken inside a duck in side a turkey made up by John Madden

I'm making turduckin for thanksgiving

by swayzak December 26, 2007

turdiculate

turd ic ulate (n) the microscopic particles of a turd that give a fart that distinctive aroma.

Sandy walked into a cloud of turdiculates left by Taint.

by Taint and Sandy August 3, 2007

Turdicken

The act of diving on to ones table during a traditional feast where turkey is served, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas, and doing so while bare ass naked and spearing the pheasant with your dick then proceeding to slide off the table and run out the door with the turkey still attached to your erect penis.

e.g. Uncle Tom pulled a turdicken last Thanksgiving and gave grams a heart attack.
e.g. In order to join the SAE fraternity, John was required to perform a turdicken at one of the sorority houses on campus during the holiday bra bash.

by Quasiboner December 27, 2014

Turdicate

Like a turnicate to block blood from an area the turdicate is when you tighten your belt as far as you can to stop a turd coming out. It is usually used when you need to take a dump but something of importance is happening. It can also be used mid-dump so you get up and do it so it doesn't bother you. It can be risky though, sometimes it squeezes the crap out.

Guy 1: 'Dude where were you, you were nearly late'

Guy 2: 'I know i was taking a shit when i realised what time it was. I hat to turdicate it off'

by Orgasmic Wafro February 25, 2010