turdban

A headwear that forms when someone drops a massive turd on your head

Jimmy - I know, the purpose of the bridge is to let both parties pass at the same time, but I always pull over & let the train pass over the bridge. I visited my buddy Shyam in India & we were walking under the bridge as train was passing overhead. Then suddenly out of the blue someone gave Shyam a huge turdban. Indian trains don't have any holding tank, so out flies the turd when someone decides to relax their sphincters. He was so embarrassed adorning a turdban over his head that we have not spoken ever since. Yeah so always pull over unless you want to adorn a turdban over your head.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 3, 2021

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Turdballs

Black jeans, generally a size tighter than they should be, which announce to anyone in the vicinity of the wearer exactly the type of scumbag they should expect to be dealing with in the immediate future. These white trash denim slacks are perfect for any important trailer park event including, but not limited to, weddings, funerals, fresh back from a 4 year bid upstate welcome home parties, and of course, standing around a smoker for hours on end cooking a meal that could have been done in 15min on a grill. Always accessorize with a snake skin belt, cross trainer sneakers, and ideally a Vegas Jacket in order to look fresh to death while cruising on your bird scooter with your ride or die crew.

PD Dave: Hey man, are you ready to go yet?

Big Creepy: Just need to strap on my Turdballs and I will be ready to get beaver hunting!

by Falcon Thunder Fist November 2, 2022

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