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Uncle Tupelo

Uncle Tupelo was an alternative country music group from Belleville, Illinois, active between 1987 and 1994. Jay Farrar, Jeff Tweedy, and Mike Heidorn formed the band.
Jessie: I found this great Vinyl at the used record store!
Rick: Who is it?
Jessie: Uncle Tupelo!, But they are broken up.
Rick: Bummer, I am going to write a song about a girl I can't have now.
by False Aorta January 18, 2015
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The Topeka Fly Trap

The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.
Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.
by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020
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typekiller

Typekill (verb): To kill someone in a First Person Shooter while they are typing a chat message. A typekiller is one who does this.

Ignorant n00bs shout this when killed in such a situation, when they should have been more worried about finding a safe location to type, or actually playing, but they bitch at someone who might have snuck up on them from behind (so the typekillee might have died anyway even if "alert"), or shot first and asked questions later.

Most likely, saying "Typekiller" was made popular by Quake 3, which featured an unmistakable blue box with a ;) over the head of someone that was currently typing. In this way, there could be no excuse of "I didn't know you were typing"

This all has something to do with "honorable combat," which is an oxymoron unless you still live in the Middle Ages. The Code of Chivalry was kind of forgotten when knights were replaced by M40A1's and SAW's.
Player: It is in my expert opinion that we should lay down our arms and work toward the greater good. Together, we ca-
*Gets shot*
Player: WTH?! Typekiller!
by Kenthar April 14, 2004
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tupelo lunch

Tupelo lunch is also known in the homosexual world as the whole package, all the meat and potatoes, the dick and the balls.
I hate that guy so bad I fed him a tupelo lunch.
by popo08 December 19, 2011
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topeka

new name for google as of April 1, 2010
"dude, whats that actors name?!"

"i dont know man, why don't you Topeka it!"
by toometoexplain April 1, 2010
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Tupelo

A guy thats butt hurt for not getting ginger on his dick
This Tupelo managed to get this gingers number but is butt hurt because he cannot score some ginger on his dick
by Adester October 28, 2012
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tupence

I have but t'pence in m' pock't.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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