by brianxymox January 30, 2008
Get the trouser gravy mug.Noun. Syn.camel toe, Trousers that are snug fitting in the groin area. So snug in fact that you can practically see the labia (i.e. camel toe). "You can see her lips moving but you can't hear what she's saying". Can be lycra or spandex, but are most often ill fitting pants possibly with pleating on the front, or just REALLY tight jeans.
I was down at the Ghetto Mart today buying cracky snacks and this hoochie came in with her mumble trousers on. One of the guys looked at me knowingly and winked before saying to the hoochie, "What I can't hear you?". She unwittingly blinked and continued to gab away on her cell phone, as she purchased a pack of KOOL cigaretts and a Diet Coke.
by DJ Willow From Paris December 23, 2007
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by Swollencorn June 9, 2016
Get the trouser cat mug.Better known online as the Aliens Guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a certified batshit UFO "expert" and Internet meme given too much exposure by the History Channel, who attributes easily explainable feats of ancient architecture to the work of aliens with nothing better to do than travel all the way to Earth just to build pyramids.
Alternatively, a noun used to describe any similarly batshit conspiracy theory.
Alternatively, a noun used to describe any similarly batshit conspiracy theory.
1. Giorgio Tsoukalos: "I don't think Atlantis sank; I think Atlantis lifted off." (Actual quote.)
2. To claim that the government is slowly poisoning us, controlling the weather with satellites, or made of lizard people is a real Giorgio Tsoukalos.
Giorgio Tsoukalos is the ultimate human shitpost.
2. To claim that the government is slowly poisoning us, controlling the weather with satellites, or made of lizard people is a real Giorgio Tsoukalos.
Giorgio Tsoukalos is the ultimate human shitpost.
by Whom it doesn't concern January 2, 2017
Get the giorgio tsoukalos mug.A member of America's class of home-owning families with only two thousand dollars in savings. Deeply in debt, they live from paycheck to paycheck dreading any unforseen financial catastrophies such as a sudden illness or unemployment. First coined by Karen De Coster and Eric Englund.
Taking out a home equity loan might seem like a good idea to a two-thousandaire, unless one gets laid off and ends up penniless.
by Joe Rodolico July 1, 2006
Get the two-thousandaire mug.One whose wealth is estimated at a thousand (as of dollars or pounds). Being a thousandaire is having the attitude of a millionaire; with a touch of bling.
You have bling but it is not blinding. Also, being a thousandaire blesses you with a comfortable living but not with so much money to the point that it brings you problems; no where near being a millionaire or poverty level but comfortable living with no financial problems. Under this status, there is no need for credit cards, lay-a-ways, finance, or payday loans.
by Sabrina Johnson May 27, 2006
Get the thousandaire mug.Masturbating, jerk off, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, whacking the pug, etc. etc.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
Manually stimulating your penis with your hand to achieve orgasm.
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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