mexican trampoline 

A sex position where the man is on bottom and the woman is on top, waiting just above the man's penis. Similar to a Mexican using a trampoline to gain entry into the U.S., the man uses the bed springs to thrust his errect penis directly into the woman.

After I got home from my job at the cricket breeding clinic, I got home and took a watery dump on the bathroom tile. I missed the toilet intentionally. I wanted to slide around in it like i was in the very tip of ocean surf laying on the beech; a comfortable wetness. My son's babysitter walked in and slipped on it. While she was in mid air, I gave her an earth-shattering Mexican Trampoline

mexican trampoline by TheHardLog September 4, 2017

Trumpalicious

To be as fabulous as terrorist Trump, America's white knight in white armour

Boy, you look mighty trumpalicious right now

Wow! That bomb on Syria sure was trumpalicious!

Can you believe how trumpalicious it was to put a racist, misogynist who's been accused of child rape in office?

Trumpalicious by faith_niallluckycharms June 8, 2017

squirrel on a trampoline 

when you stretch your nut sac out as far as it will go, and then you begin flapping your scrotum sac up and down. Your penis will then bounce off your sac as if it were jumping on a trampoline.

"Have you ever seen a squirrel on a trampoline?" Then let the nut sac flapping begin!!!

squirrel on a trampoline by Tea Baggs August 5, 2006

Trumpling 

Little kids with absolutely fucked up hair. They take after their namesake.

Also used to describe a racist little bitch.

Man 1: Hey homie, check out dat trumpling over dere!
You: I know right, wtf's up with his hair? He must've used a tornado to straighten it!

Trumpling by Cozihadnothingbettertodo July 6, 2016

Mouse on a Trampoline 

The act of stretching one's scrotal skin and bouncing the penis repeatedly on it for a large audience, preferably unsuspecting churchgoers...or an elementary school.

The sermon was interrupted when a man stood and entertained the congregation for hours with his mouse on a trampoline.

Mouse on a Trampoline by Hi-Definition July 12, 2009

trampoline 

A piece of equipment that you jump on and do many tricks on like Front Flips and Back Drops.. Etc

Guess what, I did a front flip on my trampoline yesterday!

trampoline by C.P August 17, 2006

trumpalin

Trumpalin; (Trump/Palin) meaning clueless idiot that should have been weeded out by natural selection, single handed let proving Darwin was wrong.

Damn, Garths been real trumpalin lately .

trumpalin by Jazmanian devil May 1, 2016