Anus Truffles

The "Instant Classic" term coined by none other than two members of Triple Helix loosely meaning "Ass Beans", or commonly known as "Poo". Not "Pooh", as in Winnie, but just "Poo" as in the thing you always manage to step on when you put on a pair of White Converse Sneakers. Anus Truffles are viewed as something you wouldn't normally put in a salad, or in someones tuna melt, however, it is always acceptable, and welcome in the mouth of the porcelain god.

"Dear Lord Timmy! You shat yourself a storm in your trousers! You must have quite a bit of Anus Truffles touching your genitals as we speak!"

"Eat Anus Truffles you vile beast!"

"ANUS Truffles! ANUS Truffles!" echoed over the intercom of the local FoodStuffery. "NOW at the low, LOW price of $1.98 per pound! Located by the Sugar Frosted Jesuses...es"

by Gabriel Dolecal February 19, 2008

sniffing for cat truffles

The act of your dog eating the cat poop out of the litter box.

Look at the litter clumped around Charlie's face. He's been sniffing for cat truffles.

by Cheryl Holliday October 2, 2007

magic truffles

A small shaped piece of confectionery made with the Atoms straight from hell. Tastes like metal and soil, best to digest with other food. Sold in shops in Amsterdam.

These "truffles" will make you lose your shit as you attempt to comprehend what your brain does on a daily basis.

--In Store--
Tourist A: I just bought 2gm of Magic Truffles!
Tourist B aka Shroom-master: I see you went for the pussy trip i got 10gm?

--few hours later
Tourist A: Look at all the beautiful people and buildings!
Shroom-master: Bruh what even is hunger?
Shroom-master: Why is everyone looking at me?
Shroom-master: The ambulances they are coming for me!!!
Shroom-master: Should have went for the pussy trip how long till this wares off!!

by Turboman2016 June 9, 2016

rooting for truffles

Function: verb

Etymology: term originally associated with truffle-hunting sows, who use their snouts to nuzzle the precious fungus from the earth. Pigs communicate their sexual availability to other pigs via the steroid that truffles contain.

1. the sexual act normally associated with cunnilingus involving the rubbing of one's nose against one's partner's clitoris 2. to perform such an act

Sally: Hey dude what's up with your nose? Are you getting a cold or something?
Mark: Nah I was up all night rooting for truffles.
Sally: Whoa, your girlfriend is one lucky gal!

by Alana Post October 14, 2005

dunking truffles

When you get a magic mushroom, you gotta dunk it and flush it to get the best high. It also can double your batch and keep your shrooms growing.

I'm stoked for the party this weekend, I've been dunking truffles all week getting ready for the crew to get fucked up!

by Shrooomery July 8, 2017

snuffling for truffles

this is what the devil does on thursday afternoons

everybody knows that snuffling for truffles is wrong, but satan flies in the face of social convention

by h.monkey February 5, 2004

digging for brown truffles

i saw someone grabbing at the ass. and i came up with this phrase.

if you are going cook with your hands, dont go digging for brown truffles.

by nathan August 10, 2004