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Trombond

The act of ricocheting semen off a wall and into someone's mouth. Particularly effective on your mother.
Dude, your mum, Rhonda, just got trombonded off the dining room wall!
by i3umfunk July 11, 2010
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Tromsø

Also known as The Nordic Paris. An awesome city in the north of Norway. Its awesome inhabitants endures freezing winds and wet summers, but is rewarded with mild winters and simply getting to be awesome. In the winter, the sun never rises, but in the summer it never sets! Also, it is one of the places in the world with the most awesome northern lights. If you want awesomeness, go to Tromsø!

(If you have ever had bad experiences with norwegians before, they were almost certainly from the capital Oslo and not from the awesome city of Tromsø.)
1. Oh man, that guy is awesome! I'll bet he's from Tromsø!

2. Why would you want to go to Oslo? It sucks in comparison to Tromsø!

3. I wish I could be from Tromsø and be awesome...
by Makywi December 19, 2010
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trombone orchestra

A group of 4 or more men each simultaneously giving each other a rim job and wanking the other guy of in a circle.
I walked into this gay bar last night and it was horrible, the sound of a trombone orchestra was in the air and I quickly had to leave.
by curswine April 22, 2009
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trombolee

A green plastic glass/bottle collection carrier used in most UK bars. Ideal for collecting glasses from outside tables, more sturdy than a tray.
Go and get the Trombolee and collect some empties

My lover's got no money, he's got his Trombolee
by lix835 September 25, 2009
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trombone suicides

A kick-ass trombone routine often done in front of large audiences
A line of trombone players stand with their feet shoulder-width apart
In the line, every other trombone player either moves their trombone up and to the left, or straight down.
The trombone player going to the left moves their trombone above the person's head, then they go back to the middle and the other trombones do the same thing
The trombone suicides were so awesome, one them almost got a concussion
by TRNT November 4, 2014
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Brand New Trombone

A Brand New Trombone is analogous to a Rusty Trombone, the difference being that with a Brand New Trombone the receiver has a bleached anus.
Adam told me that ever since he bleached his anus, Jeff can't stop giving him the Brand New Trombone.
by NawlinsD September 2, 2009
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Trombloid

A trombloid is a person of complete distaste,an idiot,a waste of space,a wanker etc.. It is the last insult in your arsenal,the clincher.
Rory pissed in the flower pot again,what a fucking trombloid!
by Dave Mack May 21, 2010
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