Triathlon

When you enter a pet store, stick a fish, a hamster, and a parakeet up your ass and see which one gets out first.

You know what? That hamster is giving me the stink eye. He’s gonna participate in the annual Triathlon

by Ko4 October 29, 2020

Frat Boy Triathlon

Playing a game of beer bong, followed by a round of boxing, followed by a game of chess. That is called a set you must win 2/3 sets to win the Frat Boy Triathlon. (FBT)

Did you here mike passed out in the last chess game of the Frat Boy Triathlon?

by FBT Champion August 27, 2011

The Triathlon

A three part sex maneuver where the man receives oral then has anal and vaginal sex with his partner but does not have a orgasm causing blue balls, making this the most painful sex position.

Norah and John did the triathlon last night.

by SawyerSex December 17, 2008

black triathlon

when a group of balck people try to run away from the cops. and to do so the usally throw that random wigger to the ground to distract the cops. so the cops bet the niglet out of the white kid. while the blacks are being tazerd

that black triathlon was so funny

by cacrazy October 16, 2010

triphlon

Saying that you dissed some one.

Yo ma nigga was spittin triphlons at u.

by NesS June 7, 2004

Tribathalon

To shit, shower and shave in advance of an evening at the club.

I need about an hour for a tribathalon before we go tonight.

by Moonman730 August 22, 2009

K Town Triathlon

When the woman is giving a man a blow job and he decides to urinate in her mouth in the process; she then takes the urine/semen mixture and spits it out onto the man's gen's (genitalia) to create a warm sensation for him; she then licks it back up into her mouth and, using her fingers and a funnel, drizzles it into the man's anus. It is called the K Town Triathlon because it originated in K Town, UT and has three main stages.

Last night, me and my woman decided to get really kinky and we tried out the warmly refreshing K Town Triathlon.

by Roni Rone 22 October 11, 2009