tripod

A man whose penis is so large, that it resembles a third leg, resembling a tripod. A less extreme version of Second Torso.

Damn, that guy was a goddamn tripod! I won't be able to sit down for a month!

by Greg "Second Torso" Sheehan February 11, 2006

Tripod Poop

v: The act of standing on your hands and head upside down and pooping downward on yourself.

n: A poop taken in the tripod position.

Saul Stein: "Yo dude what you up to tonight?"

Terr: "Aww bro I got big plans after I finish stocking the milk. I gonna go take a tripod poop back at my place!"

Saul Stein: "Sick nasty dude, that sounds mad ill. That's gonna be a shit show! Get'cha popcorn ready."

Terr: "Fuck you Gumby!"

by Justin Xsen December 6, 2010

Tripod

A group of 3 best friends that have practically grown up together. And they can't survive without the other, same as a the actual tripod, which would collapse if one leg goes missing...

CHANT: Tripod, Tripod, Tripod JA, Tripod JA, Tripod , WOOOOOOO!

by Badgerette December 9, 2008

Corn Cob Tripod

When 2 chicks are giving you a blow job at the same time and both licking the penis shaft up and down.

My day went even better when Erin and Deb came over for a little corn cob tripod! Those 2 chicks had me sporting wood in no time.

by Ferris Dean August 18, 2008

Tripodi

Two incestuous male couples in a relationship.

Those guys over there are brothers. No fucking way. They are tripodi brothers if you know what I mean.

by farqanjaweed June 5, 2018

Tripod Statement

A bold statement with Big Dick Energy.

Cooper: *Makes a statement with Big Dick energy*
Jack: "That right there is a Tripod Statement."

by Wee Knees June 14, 2019

leaning tripod

somebody with a huge dick

that ginger is a leaning tripod

by sir kamen roberts November 14, 2011