Travel Wanker

Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.

"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."

by IrishNBA September 30, 2018

travel fat

A stray erection that occurs out of nowhere whilst travelling.

Damn, I think I just cracked a travel fat.

by Anonymous July 25, 2006

Travel 'Stache

(noun) a moustache grown and maintained for the sole purpose of a special vacation. This particular mustache is a head-turner in airports, train and bus stations, and cruise ships in particular. May be more noticeable to women, especially women with children ages 5-12.

Player #1)

Yo soul brotha did you see that cat's travel 'stache?

Player #2) FOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Them shits be right.

by Los Bunditos November 24, 2009

travel poo

The poop you take after a long day of traveling, and having not pooped all day.

Yikes, don't go in the hotel bathroom for at least an hour! I ate fast food and traveled all day, and my travel poo stinks to high heaven.

by phat_cartman February 9, 2010

travel hoe

similar to an art hoe, that hippyish and chill and loves adventures and travelling and shit and is also a hoe

that girl just got back from her fourth trip to europe with another new boyfriend, she's a total travel hoe

by pepeluvr420 June 28, 2015

Travel box

The sweaty condition of a females crotch/ genital area after she has been traveling or flying for several hours.

I can’t hook up with that guy because I have travel box after sitting on that plan for 4 hours.

by XFuzZX June 6, 2018

Travel Wanker

When someone has travelled overseas and, upon returning, can speak of nothing else.

They are at their worst when in the company of fellow travel wankers. The conversation quickly deteriorates into an excruciating game of oneupmanship.

Karl: well, when I did that Thailand Contiki tour......
Mitch: Seriously Karl, travelling Contiki can't even be considered real travelling. When I went to Laos....

Jimmy: Fuck, Karl and Mitch have become the biggest travel wankers since they got back.

by gonzagas September 30, 2009