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Trashed Patel

Nickname for the googly-eyed Kash Patel given to him by the senior agents at the FBI.
Here comes that drunken buffoon Trashed Patel. He is a perfect example of how Diaper Donald has surrounded himself with incompetent sycophants.
Trashed Patel by LaughingAloud April 20, 2026

sailor trashed

Really, really drunk.
Often used by those that do other drugs and do not really drink as often. Getting drunk only and not mixing it with any other drugs.
Let's go to the local dive bar and get sailor trashed.
sailor trashed by ibbjamin July 14, 2007

Treo Trashed  

When your Windows Mobile Treo decides to reboot or crash for no reason, usually while writing an e-mail to your boss or on a conference call.
Example:

Anthony: Dude!! What happened, where'd you go?!
Matt: Sorry man, I just got Treo Trashed
Anthony: Damn!! I must have been talkin' to myself for over 15 minutes.
Treo Trashed by Mr. WAT May 1, 2008

White Trashed 

To drink cheap beer that is often associated with having less taste but a high content of alcohol (e.g. P.B.R., Natural Ice, Keystone, Busch, anything in a camoflauged can, etc.) until becoming fully inebrated. Furthermore, although this term can be used in reference to going to bars to drink the above types of beer until intoxicated, it is more often associated with purchasing cheap and high bulk quantities of beer at liquor stores or gas stations.

Once inebriated one has to act accordingly, that is, being obnoxious, loud and ignorant. This usually involves the snapping of fingers at bartenders to gain their attention as well as venturing to sleazy strip clubs with cover charges of less than three dollars.
I'm going to the store to pick up some Natty Ice so I can get white trashed.
White Trashed by Rastafeyd December 17, 2011

Second-hand trashed 

(N.) the act of intoxication by means of one's environment
After the Trump election, Chris was second-hand trashed without having a single beer.

I'm trashed

1)To be seriously intoxicated by some sort of mind-altering substance, like alcohol, pills, dope, etc., and useless for anything as a result.

2)What you say when you are stoned out of your mind or wasted on alcohol. Used often at college frat parties and keggers.
1) I had WAY too much booze, and now I'm trashed and it's like, ho-lee shit, why is the floor moving?
2) I'm trashed! Who wants a blowjob?