cry of a trapped turd

that horrible smell that eminates from one's rectum when the morning's bowel movement was incomplete

Although I didn't hear Julia fart in the cubicle next to me, I could smell the cry of a trapped turd.

by Brian Wilhelm November 7, 2007

man trapper

A woman who traps a man into a pregnancy by telling them they cannot get pregnant in efforts of obtaining child support.

She told me she could not get pregnant. Now I'm paying out of pocket every month to this man trapper for a child I did not plan on having.

by MrMoe10 October 4, 2013

alberta fur trapper

When a man has sex with a woman who has a hairy vagina. He puts a wax pad on the infected area. And slowly tears it off during intercouse.

Megan Fox gave Justin Bieber herpes doing the Alberta Fur Trapper.

by Gereta May 19, 2016

trapper keeper band

Band whose lyrics are of fantastical or epic nature, similar to the artwork on trapper keeper folders from the 80s and 90s, often depicting images of fantasy, such as knights, castles, and wizards. Usually associated with power, gothic, symphonic or progressive metal.

(Examples: Dragonforce, Kamelot, Epica, Symphony X.)

"Dude, lets to go a DragonForce concert!"
"I don't know, they are such a trapper keeper band!"
"So, they still rock!"
"You're right, lets go."

by Boris Mzhen June 18, 2008

Bear Trapped

1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.

"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"

by provparkside December 18, 2012

Fat Trapper

Usually someone of the male gender who isolates an overweight female for awkward sexual moments on a club dance floor.

"Oh man look at Joe! He's one hell of a Fat Trapper."

by Tasty_Muffin May 24, 2009

Trapped Millennial

A millennial mentaly trapped in a different millennium than the one they are currently in

Billy: I just got windows 10
Bobby: Yeah, well I already had windows 95
Billy: You're a trapped millennial
Bobby: Is that good?

by a babies goad April 18, 2017