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crapocalypse

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.
Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight
by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018
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Trumpocalypse

All of Trump circle become enveloped in corruption fraud and treason .
Paul Mannafort the king maker has now become the lastest member in the movie called Trumpocalypse
by Slim Ukuleleist September 15, 2018
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Tunapocalypse

When a lesbian isn’t getting any for a while.
Cut Gayle some slack, she’s living through a tunapocalypse.
by Rchllmbrt September 14, 2019
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Treepocalypse

The period after Christmas (and usually New Year's) when the sight of felled former firs, pines, and the like can be found strewn at the base of suburban driveways or urban curbs. A sad time.
I can tell it's January because I see signs of Treepocalypse everywhere!
by Samster23 December 28, 2021
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Transpocalypse

Transpocalypse
Omg have you noticed actors on tv? Most (if not all )women are males Surely people should spot the differences between a male and a female? transpocalypse pandemic is here!!!!! When you see it you can't unsee it.
by Abbstar26 May 13, 2024
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Trumpocalypse

Trumpocalypse, a term that is synonymous with apocalypse but with Trump leading the world into the end of times and eventually will usher in the return of the Lord Jesus Christ during the battle of Armageddon. Trump, the "little horn", will conquer the new world order (aka "the harlot of revelation") and thus will be the false "savior" of mankind and will confirm a covenant with many as prophesied in scripture (aka the "Abraham Accords"). After three and a half years later, Trump with his big ego will stand in the holy place at the third temple and cause the Jewish sacrifices to cease and declare himself to be God. The false prophet will enforce and fool everybody to wear the mark of Trump on their forehead or right arm in order to help "maintain peace and order" (Revelation 13:4-9). However, anybody who has the mark of the beast on their bodies will be punished by God for all eternity with fire and brimstone (Revelation 14:9-10).

Disclaimer: This is purely conjecture and is not meant to be taken seriously unless Trump is indeed the antichrist.
Not a Trump cult member: Who would have thought Trump would be the one to usher in the apocalypse.
Not a Trump cult member2: Yeah, you mean the Trumpocalypse.
by koopatroopa1987 September 19, 2024
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trumpocalypse

Noun; a portmanteau comprised of “Trump” and “apocalypse”.

trumpocalypse: the errant, often self-assigned mission amongst Donald Trump and his supporters/followers to bring about the end of the world as we know it, whilst they feel fine.
The fecklessness of President Trump during his split second term ushered in the trumpocalypse, which precluded the US from needing to resolve the great egg-famine of 2025—who has time to cook breakfast with WWIII now on the back burner!

Whenever Uncle Justin Trudeau admonished the US (Trump in particular) and proceeded to levy tariffs on goods, it became apparent to most sane people that the trumpocalypse was most certainly underway —perhaps even ahead of the project’s originally intended/published schedule.

After Trump shamefully dismissed Zelensky, many other world leaders sensed that the oft predicted trumpocalypse had ensued, and they met with him to collaborate a peaceful solution—like any self-respecting super power nation would.
by JeeseSneeze March 7, 2025
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