Transfestoid

Tranfestoid(s) is someone or something that is abnormal and must be obliterated at all costs. They are found lurking in the abyssal trenches but can be found under your local bedroom floarboards; floorboard 69 is where Transfestoids are commonly found.

Dude 1: Aye dude, look over there!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Look at that radroach smellin, negroid lookin, Neanderthal rag dwellin, balduccin capoochin Benis lurking TRANSFESTOID!
Dude 3: HAHAHA! TRUE!

by NormalRealmDweller04 June 6, 2019

Transcationing

Identifying as vacationing when your really not vacationing, just don't want to be around people especially during the holidays. By the time anyone figures out what it means, the holiday will be over and you're off the hook.

I'm sorry I can't make it for Thanksgiving dinner, I am Transcationing in Florida this holiday.

by Johnny Babe November 25, 2021

transestors

Transgender ancestors

I call upon my transestors for guidance.

by Rosinwarrior February 21, 2019

Transbeasticle

An individual who chooses to cross-dress, but does it poorly. Identified by body hair, bad makeup, and broad shoulders.

"Wow, look at the transbeasticle over there. He has more leg hair than a sasquatch!"

by Alexa_Disease October 7, 2008

Transatlantic Cockblock

When you are watching Russian porn and start to get off until you realize when the girl pulls down her pants that she is a African American male.

Yoo bro I was gettin off and then I got Transatlantic Cockblocked by some nigger.

by HotDiggityDamner May 1, 2019

transfat

A person who believes they are a fat person living in a skinny body.

Skinny girl #1: "I feel so fat!!"
Skinny girl #2: "You might FEEL fat, but I'M transfat."

by transfatahoy May 7, 2012

transatlantic cable

Humorous reference to shitting in the lavatory on an airplane which is en-route across the Atlantic ocean.

About two hours after leaving JFK airport, Frank got out of his seat and shitted in the lav. He said he was going to lay some transatlantic cable.

by Frank Klaune April 14, 2005