Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

Bread <<<Pan>>>, Butter, And Jalapeños To Process Transactions Funnily Enough TO Understand A Ridle

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

taco transaction

Giving a vagina swipe like a credit card.

I gave that bitch a taco transaction.

by Taint-tickler April 14, 2020

Transactional Clappage

Having sex with someone just so you both can have sex and avoid masturbating.

Me: “I’m gonna go have some transactional clappage with that beater”

Friend: “Why?”

Me: “So I don’t jerk off and she doesn’t flick the bean. Gotta get that nut with no feelings inbetween”

by Señor Grub October 5, 2022

Financial Transaction Coordinator

A person who handles and organizes the money transfer over a purchase, whether it be by cash, check, or credit.

I don't like the Financial Transaction Coordinators at that bank.

by robstyrr July 9, 2010

Transaction

Transaction is a subtle way of saying “I have to take a shit.” Transaction is a verb.

I need to take a transaction, I will be back in 10 minutes.

by Sandy’s Mom September 29, 2023

Transactional Sex

Any kind of non-intimate sex or sexual intercourse in which it is happening because one or both parties are being paid or are doing it because they are being bribed, blackmailed, or otherwise forced by an external factor such as losing a bet or doing a favor for someone else who asked you to have sex with that person and you're just taking it from him or her as a favor to that person not the man or woman you're having sex with. Something new started in 2024 coined by Liam Keel that is related to his rough-sex fantasy manifesto.

I'm getting laid from transactional sex because her father convinced her to do him & the family a favor and sleep with me and take it buck nude on the 15th floor for a little while and not gag or anything so my father loans her father the 2 million dollars for renovating his skyscraper penthouse in New York city...

by Liams Bank July 3, 2025

Transactional Breadcrumbing

When someone initiates the relationship with a ‘transaction’s by giving a bare minimum gift, but asks you to give something in return later.

The ‘breadcrumbs’ are inconsistent engagement with the developing relationship, while they are relying on you to commit to their task.

I don’t know why he keeps telling me he’s going to buy me a Burkin, and never does it? He paid for lunch on our date, and our plans keep falling through or something changes. I think he’s doing that transactional breadcrumbing.

by Mdsn0 July 23, 2024