transactionitis

A term created by a sexist gentleman about the imaginary, contestable concept of women having the tendency and urge to slide their credit cards, hence the repetitious transactions; typically unnecessary purchases are made, and returns are never an option.

Eunnice: "I saw those watermelon sour patch kids, and thought of Jesse, so I bought them for him! It's his favourite candy."

Jesse: "Classic case of transactionitis."

by dabeezkneez October 31, 2018

taco transaction

Giving a vagina swipe like a credit card.

I gave that bitch a taco transaction.

by Taint-tickler April 14, 2020

Bad transaction

When you are involved in a group, of at least 2 other partners,and go from one partners anus to another partners' mouth.

Damn man, those chicks last night were totally into me performing a bad transaction on them .

by DarklordMcGeezax December 20, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>The Organic Version Of What The Fuck Do YOu Nee Because It Is Prayers Of THe Century, Mhm What DO You From Me To NEed A transaction Fullfilled, mhm? Call Me Sabrinasa<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Organic Version Of What The Fuck Do YOu Nee Because It Is Prayers Of THe Century, Mhm What DO You From Me To NEed A transaction Fullfilled, mhm? Call Me Sabrinasa<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Organic Version Of What The Fuck Do YOu Nee Because It Is Prayers Of THe Century, Mhm What DO You From Me To NEed A transaction Fullfilled, mhm? Call Me Sabrinasa<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

transactive method

When someone or some thing touches another thing or person they touch every thing/person the other has ever touched or been touched by

I just shook robert downey jr.'s hand through the transactive method cause he opened the door in front of me then I opened it!!!

by logitek184 May 16, 2014

Transactionally Funny: "'Why Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse When You Smack Backs'"

Transactionally Funny: "'Why Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse When You Smack Backs'"

Transactionally Funny: "'Why Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse When You Smack Backs'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Micro Transaction

The act of a midget becoming transgender

“ a midget has done a micro transaction in Lego city”

“Get the murder helicopter”

by TheBurbintor July 28, 2021