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transactionitis

A term created by a sexist gentleman about the imaginary, contestable concept of women having the tendency and urge to slide their credit cards, hence the repetitious transactions; typically unnecessary purchases are made, and returns are never an option.

Eunnice: "I saw those watermelon sour patch kids, and thought of Jesse, so I bought them for him! It's his favourite candy."

Jesse: "Classic case of transactionitis."

by dabeezkneez October 31, 2018