Lenny announced at the bar at midnight, " I have just begun to defile myself" . It could only end one way trainwrecked
by BluStarr February 21, 2016
Someone who has very little idea of what they are doing with their life and is most likely set up for failure.
That girl has serious jealousy problems. Her family life isn't good either. Lets not talk about her grades… If she doesn't do anything about it, she'll be a trainwreck.
by stejedasa June 25, 2015
by Eljr July 26, 2015
My boyfriend got a trainwreck last night. He was plowing my ass so hard he didn't notice when his dick slipped out and stabbed my taint.
by Mouthy Broadcast February 15, 2016
My mental state :)
by ThtGenderfluidFryingPan December 16, 2021
by jagster1214 April 12, 2009
An unstable human being that inevitably crashes horrifically. Trainwrecks are frequently bisexual, have multiple (sometimes ignorant of one another) sexual partners, and a general or total lack of organizational skills. Trainwrecks are typically, though not always, female. They are usually lower class, but upper class trainwrecks are not rare. Lower class trainwrecks typically use sex as an exchange medium. Upper class trainwrecks typically use sex to control people. Both frequently use sex to substitute for interpersonal skills in establishing or maintaining relationships. Almost all trainwrecks have a LONG list of continuous problems and a similar or smaller list of recurring problems. Virtually all trainwrecks have multiple dependents (lovers, children, parasites, etc.) that help speed the trainwreck into the inevitable "shitstorm." Trainwrecks do not improve under their own power. They require an outside force to push them on the path to recovery.
Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and MC Hammer are all of examples of trainwrecks.
Many other celebrities exemplify trainwreck behavior, but are not necessarily trainwrecks.
Many other celebrities exemplify trainwreck behavior, but are not necessarily trainwrecks.
by JudoCtulhu December 28, 2011